You know I said you can do anything?  Well here's proof - a kids book I wrote for my nephew, again you can get it from Amazon.  I cannot describe the look on his face when he saw his bedtime favourite in print - priceless!

My first book, a contract with a proper publishing house no less!  I have since taken back the rights to the book (and am working on it now to self publish) but if you are desperate for a copy, there's are some used copies out there.